Saturday 24 September 2011

Chapter Sixty-Two → *insert song lyric here*

What'cha guys reading? Huh? Huh? Huh?


A baby elephant painting, this can only mean one thing! Our Disney overlords have finally called us to arms against Pixar.


Oh, pregnancy, right. No, yeah, I was gonna guess that, eventually. 


That is one frantic looking nursery, if the baby doesn't have seizures from it, you know it was meant to be. Only the strong survive... or something like that, I dunno.


Normally I wouldn't trust a woman with a blowtorch, that could just have something to do with my own personal taste in women, but a pregnant woman with a blowtorch? That's an episode of CSI waiting to happen.


Oh good, no murdering happened, but birthing did. Hello Basil, welcome to the cuckoo's nest. Don't mind Loretta, she watched an episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter and took it a little too seriously.


Right back to the blowtorch first thing in the morning huh? Okay, whatever you say.


Yummy! Bottle!


Soon enough Basil became a child, look at that bratty little vampire, don't ya just wanna pinch his cheeks?


Ah just what all toddlers love, mud!


After a healthy lunch from the garden, and I mean literally from the garden, there might have been worms. Liberty takes some time to teach the little one to walk, don't wanna have to be carrying his ass around the entire time now do we?


Then it's time for a quickie, I don't remember that being in any parenting book. 'After teaching the child to walk, go screw your lovers brains out.'


A chainsaw now!? What, some sex and suddenly you need to chop up a bush!?... You know, there's a bad lesbian joke in there somewhere, but I'm not gonna say it, nope. 


Tantric yoga anyone?


Man, parents are weird.


Chapter Notes:

No actual story, I know, but I figured a scattered narrative into my fractured mind was better than nothing lol. Things have been really insane and I've not been playing much, hence why my screencapping was so frantic, making it too difficult to get a cohesive story going, but I'll try harder for my next post. My mother's currently in the hospital and my own health is failing, so I make no promises about how soon my next post will come, but it will, eventually.

Also, Basil's traits are: Neurotic and Easily Impressed. He also has a whole slew of hidden traits, such as: Asian Culture, Can Apprehend Burglars, Makes No Messes and Can Salute. Yes, I know technically Liberty was adopted so she didn't have any of the hidden traits that the biological Talliway children did, but she felt left out so I gave them to her when she was a toddler.

3 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh, Basil is adorable! I mean... I knew their kids would be cute. But he's freaking adorable!

    And I are. Parents are weird.

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  2. I still love this chapter, despite there being a set plot. You handled it well... Plus, I was curios to see what Lib and Loretta's baby would look like and Basil does not disappoint. He is so huggable it's not even funny.

    I hope everything goes well for you and your mother. And take your time updating... I love them and wait impatiently (lol), but your health is more important. : )

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  3. Hey, BE. I just wanted to say, I hope you are doing okay. It's been awhile since we've heard from you.
    I know you are busy and you have your health issues to deal with, but I hope you'll drop by. We miss you and the Talliways!
    *hugs*

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