Chapter Thirty-Two → They're coming to take me away, ha ha!

The next day everyone was out of the house, either working or at school or doing god only knows what, which prompted them to hire a babysitter. At first Jarvis was worried about bringing in some kid to watch the infants, what if the sitter didn't like fays? Of course when he showed up wearing a pirate hat Jarvis calmed down slightly, crazy he could deal with, hateful, possibly violent, no.

"You know, it's amazing how you tattoo my arm but the ink shows up on my hip and lower tummy, you're like some kind of Matrix tattoo artist. Can i call you Neo?"

(to see a proper look of her tatt, see here. All 'naughty' bits are blurred out)

Cora was busy vaccinating people at the park next to her home.

(Hey look, it's Sim me! Purple hair, right in the center. Bitch dropped like 30 pounds, stay off the tread mill, all your curves are gone!)

When Zane arrived home that afternoon he decided to gussy up the new place with a little science... excuse me, i mean, SCIENCE!!! 

Zane never slept anymore, an accident at work gone wrong left him with immortal like qualities. He never slept or ate, so he spent the night time hours cleaning up after his expanding family and lamenting the fact that he missed doughnuts.

He even fired the reno guys and finished building the back deck and pool on his own, he was a handy Sim after all.

Eventually it was the twins birthday, Alaura blowing out the candles first, or well, Jarvis blowing them out whilst holding her, same difference.

Toddler Alaura is not impressed with your shit.

While everyone chowed down on cake they seemed for forget one important thing about twins, there was two of them!! Idiots!

By the time Jarvis went up to get Andrew it was too late, the little boy aging up on his own, no cake, no noise makers, nothing.

This would cost thousands in future therapy bills.

The tots were the epitome of the term 'fraternal twins'.

The birthday mood was dampened by news of Katharine's death, Zane just barely having pulled himself together after Michelle's death took the news horribly.

Zane took her ashes and entombed her with the rest of the family, it was only right. But as cruel as life was, it had to go on, and go on it did. The next weekend was Jarvis and Tamara's wedding, the affair drew a bit of a crowd.

The couple looked completely at ease with the big step, unlike most who were nervous on the big day, or night as the case may be, they were content in the fact that they were where they were meant to be.

Now if only the guests would sit the fuck down! Also, who invited the booing guy!? Boinky, i'm looking at you.

None the less, it was bliss to them, nothing could burst their bubble of happiness.

Plus there was cake, and cake is delicious.

Um, who invited her?

Don't mind Joanna, she just needed some cake.

The gnomes on the other hand are waiting in line for turkey.

It was late by the time everyone left, which is why they all missed the second unexpected guest. "Where is everyone?"

Of course night wasn't perfectly peaceful either. Bitch! Put down Grover, you have no idea who you are messing with! 

Joanna was obsessed with possessing everything in the house, even the laval lamps weren't safe.

She didn't let anyone get any rest, really. What else could go wrong?

(ghost possessing the pillows of a sleeping ghost, why yes)

OH NO! NOT BOB!!

Chapter Notes:

Not a serious chapter i know, but my game was so glitchy the first couple sim weeks in the new house i barely got any pictures, so i did what i could with what i had. Next chapters will be better because the glitches dissipated and the game got back into a proper story like flow.

About Zane, there was no accident at work obviously. He had a lot of LTR built up so i wanted to play a bit and bought the Motive Mobile without knowing what it did, it was just a funky looking car to me. Turned out every time he rode in it, the damn thing maxed his bars, he never sleeps, eats, bathes, pees, it's made him very boring. Luckily he's already maxed all the skills he needs for work so there wasn't any 'off the clock' skilling happening, he just mostly putters around the house, playing maid. That thing is annoying and the moment he dies it is going into the family inventory, never to be used again, unless they go adventuring or something, but even then, that kinda feels like cheating. Besides, i like having my people in a tomb reeking and exhausted, i'm just mean that way.